What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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