Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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