Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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ObamaCare

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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