What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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matt shut up

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Anti Joke

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