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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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