What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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