adam shagged katie lololol

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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