- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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