A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Poverty.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What's 6+2? 16

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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69

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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