What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Knock knock It's open

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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