A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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