Flop dog

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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