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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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