- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

An asian without a future.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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