How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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