Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

I'm banging your sister.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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