Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Womens rights

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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