Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

women's rights

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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