In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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