i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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My pet rock died.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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this girl died

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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