Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

whats your name? bumder:)

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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