- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

fart+fart=poop

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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