- Anti Joke

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

...NO.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

fart+fart=poop

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"