A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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