I can Nazi

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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