So a black man hails a taxi...

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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I am on a escalator.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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