Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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