- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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