- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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