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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Weiner

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

knock knock who's there police

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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