- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Johnson stops eating

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

womens rights

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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