- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

verry nice how mUCH?

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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