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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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