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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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