- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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