What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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liam buchan is gay !

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This site is easy to upload to...

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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your a towel.

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no

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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women's rights.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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