why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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pineapples

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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who smells? •Liam

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is cold? Winter

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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*insert joke here*

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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