- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

rose are red violets should be purple

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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