- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

A disabled man walks into a bar.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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