- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

I'm a like whore

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

I have two hands. Some people dont.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Women's rights

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Minecraft.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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