Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Womens rights.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Vagina ass.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

conrad profit

a ginger has a soul

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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