Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Reed is poopin

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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alert('hiiii');

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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since when?

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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