what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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read this

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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vbh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Anti Joke

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