Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

T-Dog scare me

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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