- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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