what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

connor sucks

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Where's my shotgun

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

No it isn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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