A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Women's Rights.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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hi michael

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What is next?

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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