- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Penis-Pump

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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