Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Woman's Rights

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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I like hats XD!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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A snake walks into a bar

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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