There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What did the fish say? Moo

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Anti Joke

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